1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,520 He goes from the top of the key. He shoots, he scores! 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,440 l cannot believe Justin Timberlake is from the same species. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,600 Some boys are such pigs. 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,640 -Lilly! -What? 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,840 Close your mouth. We're in the ninth grade. 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,440 You got to start acting more like, l don't know, a girl. 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,360 What are you talking about? l act like a girl all the time. 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:28,880 lncoming! 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,520 Truscott from downtown! 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,120 Don't say boo-yah, don't say boo-yah. 11 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,080 Boo-yah! 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,320 Yeah, nice shot, Shaq. 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,800 Muy macko. 14 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,240 lt's ''macho.'' 15 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,040 Whatever. You know l'm bad at French. 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,240 Well, at least l know how to be a girl. 17 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,360 l never thought this day would come, 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,320 but Amber and Ashley are right. 19 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,080 l hate you for making me say that. 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,160 They're not right! l know how to be a girl. 21 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,520 Yeah? Then why don't you have a date for the dance on Friday? 22 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,280 Not everyone is going to the dance. You're not going. 23 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,920 l've got a Hannah concert. 24 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,760 Details. Details. 25 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,120 Hey, guys, did you hear who's going to the dance Friday night 26 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,480 with Gabe Lamotti? 27 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,400 You mean, Hottie Lamotti with the swimmer's body? 28 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,080 -Who? -Me! 29 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,480 We started as lab partners and the next thing l know, 30 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,520 l'm growing his boutonniere in its own self-contained biosphere. 31 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,200 Who are you guys going with? 32 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,640 l'm not going. l have a thing. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,320 Yeah, l got a thing, too. 34 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,840 Different thing than her thing, but a thing. Big thing. 35 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,680 No dates? Well, don't feel bad. There'll be more dances. 36 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,480 Unless global warming kills us first. Bye! 37 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,040 You're right. Even Saint Sarah has a date for the dance. 38 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,400 l'm a failure as a girl! 39 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,600 No. Listen, l'm not going to let you give up, okay? 40 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,920 There's a ninth-grade girl in there somewhere, 41 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,360 we just got to get her out, okay? 42 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,720 Let's start with this hat, and stop sitting like a guy. 43 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,960 And basta with the pasta already! 44 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,160 Like that is gonna do any good. 45 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,800 Well, it looks like it's working for Matt Marshall. 46 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,320 Matt Marshall! l've been crushing on him ever since the first time... 47 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,480 -Hey, Lilly. -'Sup, Matt? 48 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,400 Act like a girl. 49 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,760 So, Matthew, come here often? 50 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,800 Of course he does, it's school! 51 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,680 So are you going to the dance this Friday? 52 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,040 No, l don't think l'll actually... 53 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,920 l don't know. Maybe. Why do you ask? 54 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,640 l just thought if you were going then, you know, we could maybe... 55 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,440 -Carpool? -No, l kind of meant... 56 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,320 -Yeah? -What? 57 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,640 -What? -Sweet niblets. 58 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,760 Of course she'll go to the dance with you! 59 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,080 -Cool! -Cool. 60 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,800 l'm going to the dance with Matt! Yes! 61 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,000 How do l do it? 62 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,360 come on! 63 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,040 So cool. l love this part. 64 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,360 Lilly. Lilly, l hope you've got your shopping shoes on, 65 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,200 'cause l'm gonna take you from skate chick to date chick. 66 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,640 Okay. One second, but l'm watching Teen court. 67 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,320 lt's almost over. 68 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,800 Let's listen as Judge Joe hands down his verdict 69 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,040 in the case of ''Bobby and Michael and the Busted Motorcycle. '' 70 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,360 Bobby, you borrowed a bike and brought it back busted. 71 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,400 That's bologna. 72 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,760 And speaking of food, it's time for justice to be served. 73 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,520 What's on the menu for today, Big D? 74 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:27,040 We're going to treat our guilty party to a hearty helping of oatmeal, 75 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,240 with plenty of Vermont's finest maple syrup. 76 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,160 Yes, sir, Big D, that is some sweet justice. 77 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,400 case closed. 78 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,840 Dude, he got served! Breakfast, lunch, and... 79 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,080 This is what you were talking about, right? 80 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:52,720 Yeah. Listen, just because Matt already asked you to the dance 81 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,840 doesn't mean that he can't change his mind. 82 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,040 You know, you got him nibbling on the cheese, 83 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,480 but now you got to snap the trap! 84 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,480 Miley, he already asked me, 85 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,680 it's not like he's gonna dump me and then ask some... 86 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,080 What is he doing? 87 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,280 l love skateboarding. lt's so viral. 88 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,520 -lt's ''virile.'' -Who cares. lt's still hot! 89 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,560 -And so are you. -And so are you. 90 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,640 Looks like someone's messing with your man. 91 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,880 That's it. l'm through being one of the guys. Girl me up, baby. 92 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,000 JBAD 1 09.6, Los Angeles. 93 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,760 Now get those dialling digits ready, 94 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,880 'cause the lucky 2 4th caller gets two courtside seats 95 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:44,320 for this Sunday's playoff game featuring your Los Angeles Lakers! 96 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,160 Hey, there, new buddy, how's it going? 97 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,560 -Not now, Thor! -Okay. 98 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,840 -How about now? -No! 99 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,520 Okay. 100 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,040 -How about now? -No! 101 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,120 Look, l'm trying to win a contest here, so just... 102 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,400 congratulations! You're the lucky 2 4th caller! 103 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,720 l did it! l won! 104 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,920 Hello? Hello? 105 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,440 No, no, wait! l'm here! Hello? Hello? 106 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:10,920 Hello? 107 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,320 -Hello? -Hello? 108 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,560 lf you're gone, l'm moving on. 109 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,640 Hello? Hello? 110 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,720 Hello? Sorry, can't talk now. 111 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,600 Holy cow. 112 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,720 You! Don't hang up! 113 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,640 Let me help, eh? 114 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,880 No! 115 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:38,040 Yes, thank you. Thank you. J-Bad rocks! 116 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,520 Wow. Courtside seats for the Lakers! 117 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,800 You know what l'd do if l had courtside seats for the Lakers? 118 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,680 l'd take you 'cause you're my new buddy. 119 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,200 So who are you gonna take? 120 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,000 Well, actually, Thor, l hadn't really thought about it. 121 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,920 l get it. You got lots of friends. 122 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,880 Hey, l know what that's like. Back on the farm, l had tons of friends. 123 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,440 And cows. 124 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,160 Okay, all my friends were cows, 125 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:15,320 but they were really good listeners with big brown eyes, sweet smiles... 126 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,040 Don't look at me! 127 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,760 Thor, do you want to go to the game? 128 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,280 Yes! Yes! Thank you, Jackson! Thank you. 129 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,600 You are the ice beneath my skates. 130 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,680 Don't ever say that again! 131 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,920 Okey-dokey, artichoke-y. 132 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,160 That, either! 133 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,120 There he is! l just heard you on J-Bad! 134 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:51,680 Yee, doggies! Me and my boy are gonna sit courtside at a playoff game! 135 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,880 Can you believe this is happening? 136 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,320 Come on, Lilly. Nobody's gonna laugh at you. 137 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,040 -You look great. -l do not. 138 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,280 l look like Amber and Ashley threw up on me. l can't do this. 139 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,960 -Hello. -Hey, hey, new girl. 140 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,280 Where'd you come from? Hot-sylvania? 141 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,080 Shut up, Nick. lt's me. 142 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,840 The new girl sounds kind of like Lilly. 143 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,240 lt is Lilly! 144 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,120 What happened to you? You look fine! 145 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,720 -Really? -Totally. 146 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,400 Yeah. 147 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,680 Books, books. 148 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,160 Oh, my. These books are so heavy. 149 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,240 -l got them. l got them. -No, no, please. l got them. l got them. 150 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,360 -Wow. -l know. 151 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,720 Listen, Thor, about the playoff game. l... 152 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,960 Happy, happy playoffs May all your dreams come true 153 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,800 l hope you like this carrot cake My mom made it for you 154 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,560 -Man. -Yeah, it's a basketball cake. 155 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,960 And there's 1 3 pounds of Minnesota cream cheese in there. 156 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,920 That'll put some junk in your trunk. 157 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,960 Yeah, it looks great. 158 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,600 lt should. My mom stayed up all night baking it. 159 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,560 She's just so happy l've finally got a two-legged friend. 160 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,080 Any-hoo, what were you gonna say about the game? 161 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,880 -You're paying for parking. -Okey-dokey, artichoke-y. 162 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,720 Thor, stop thaying that! Thaying that! 163 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,240 Listen, Thor, l'm late for thience clath! Dang flabbit! 164 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,720 -Todd, you're so funny. -Lower and slower. 165 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,760 Todd, you are so funny. 166 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,640 So, New Lilly, you want to hang at the dance with me? 167 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,240 Sorry, boys, she's taken. 168 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,760 l am not just good. l am scary good. 169 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,320 -Lilly? -Oh, boy. 170 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,400 l mean, oh, boy. 171 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,560 -Wow, you look so... -l know. 172 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,280 -And it's all for you. -And it's all for you. 173 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,040 Save it for the dance. 174 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,760 Bye. 175 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,720 ''Save it for the dance.'' Way to snap the trap! 176 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,080 Nails. 177 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,400 l am so proud of you. 178 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,880 l'd like to dedicate this song to a special friend 179 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,440 who l hope is having an awesome time tonight. 180 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,920 Go ahead, honey. l'll be right there. 181 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,200 Lilly, what are you doing here? 182 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,080 l tried calling you every time l got offstage. 183 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,640 Were you a little too busy with Matt? 184 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,200 He stood me up. 185 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,800 -What? -l sat at home waiting for two hours. 186 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,800 Lilly. Look at you. 187 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,120 l bet some hearts were broken tonight. 188 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,560 Just one. 189 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,800 Way to go, Dad. 190 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:40,560 How can boys be so cruel? 191 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,080 How could someone do something like that to Lilly? 192 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,440 Don't they know how delicate and fragile girls are? 193 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,040 Sugar and spice and hands like a vice. 194 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,200 Heaven help the boy who stands you up. 195 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,600 You got that right, bub! 196 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,200 Morning. 197 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,760 -How you feeling? -Okay. 198 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,640 -Thanks for letting me sleep over. -lt was our pleasure, Lilly. 199 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,920 Lilly! That's what Matt called me! 200 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,040 -Dad! -That's her name. 201 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,200 -Think a little! -Okay. 202 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:27,320 Would you like some bacon, little pieces of bacon? 203 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,160 No, thanks. But don't let me spoil your morning. 204 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,560 You go ahead and live your happy lives. Enjoy. 205 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,360 -Dad, maybe you should... -Gotcha. 206 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,000 l'm just gonna go out on the deck and eat. 207 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,960 l just need to get one of these placemats. 208 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,240 Matt! 209 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,320 Out! 210 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,200 Lilly, l hate seeing you like this. lt's not right. 211 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,000 There's got to be a way to get him back 212 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,080 for all the pain and suffering he's caused you. 213 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,000 l'd like to know how. 214 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,520 Have you been put through pain and suffering? 215 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,200 Did someone do you wrong? 216 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,040 -They did her wrong! -Heck, yeah! 217 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,840 Well, don't just sit there and take it, take it to court. The Teen Court. 218 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,680 -Where justice is served. -Where justice is served! 219 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,880 Hey, Dad, l need to talk to you about these tickets. 220 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,840 Who cares if your boy got into Harvard? 221 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,880 My boy's taking me to the Laker game. 222 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Yep. Courtside seats. 223 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,240 He could've taken anybody he wanted to, 224 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,240 but he decided to take the old man. Yep. 225 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,560 All right, Fred, listen, l got to get off here. 226 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,480 l got to go give my boy a big bear hug. Talk at you later. 227 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,160 My boy! 228 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,600 So what was it you wanted to say about the tickets? 229 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,160 They have holograms. 230 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,920 Look, he's dunking, now he's not. 231 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,760 Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not. 232 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,360 Bye. 233 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,320 My boy. My strange, strange boy. 234 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:34,840 Hey, Dad! 235 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,840 What's up, good buddy? 236 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,400 Hey, hey, l just wanted to tell you how much l'm looking forward 237 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,720 to going to that game with you tonight, 238 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,600 sitting side by side, right next to each other. 239 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,920 Excuse me. You know what these burritos do to me. 240 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,760 But l love them! 241 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,080 Are you gonna be all right for the game tonight, Son? 242 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,440 Yeah. Yeah, Dad. No, l'll be fine. 243 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,640 l just hope you don't mind because this is my third. 244 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,480 And l probably shouldn't have gone con queso. 245 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,560 You know what l'm saying? 246 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,240 You know, come to think of it, l do have some paperwork l need to catch up on. 247 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,360 Maybe you could find somebody else to go with you. 248 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,560 But, Dad, it's supposed to be just the two of us. 249 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,160 There's no one else l'd rather share this experience with. 250 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,520 Lucky me. 251 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,880 But, hey, if you don't really want to go, 252 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,520 l mean, l could probably find somebody. 253 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,240 Lakers rule! So, what time are we leaving? 254 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,680 Hey, maybe Thor would like to go. 255 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,240 -Jackson? -What? What? lt's like fate! 256 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,720 Him just showing up here like l invited him, which, of course, l didn't! 257 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,840 l get it. You want me to lie. 258 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,360 Mr Stewart, is it okay if l lie in your house? 259 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,600 All right, fine. l... l invited Thor first, 260 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,360 but then you went all ''my boy'' on me, 261 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,760 and he brought over that basketball deathcake. 262 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,600 l gained five pounds just looking at the thing! 263 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,600 -Now, hold on, son. -No, l know. 264 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,280 l know, Dad, l screwed up and l'm sorry. 265 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,600 l'm a terrible person. 266 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,840 Look, l don't even deserve to go to this game. 267 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,320 Why don't you guys just take the tickets? 268 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,880 Son, l screwed up and l'm sorry. 269 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,280 You don't have to yell at me. 270 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,080 l mean, l'll just watch the game on Tv and... 271 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,440 You're sorry? 272 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,880 They were your tickets. l invited myself. 273 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,720 And l'll tell you what, you were just trying not to hurt the old man's feelings 274 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,560 and that means more to me than any old silly basketball game. 275 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,440 l'll just let you guys have your father-and-son moment. 276 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,640 So beautiful. 277 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,720 Okay. l know what you're thinking, but that was not me. 278 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,040 Welcome to The Teen Court. 279 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,200 Today, we hear the case of ''Dissed, Dumped and Dateless. '' 280 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,560 First, let's meet our defendant, Matt Marshall, 281 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,200 high school sophomore and alleged dumper. 282 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,400 And now our dumpee is entering the courtroom. 283 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,760 You're going down, pal. 284 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,680 -Save it for the judge. -Right. 285 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,600 All rise for the honourable Judge Joe Barrett. 286 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,000 Thank you, Big D. 287 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,960 When l first read this case, l pushed it to the top of my docket. 288 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,880 You want to know why? Because l've got a daughter, hotshot. 289 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,560 Yeah. 290 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,160 Slam dunk, baby. 291 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,960 Now, sweetheart, it says here 292 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,720 that you're suing for the cost of a dress, hair and makeup. 293 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,040 -ls that true, darling? -Don't forget the shoes. 294 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,120 -Tears. -And mani-pedi. 295 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,440 This girl got a mani-pedi for you? 296 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,160 -l can explain. -You'll have your chance. 297 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,080 l have to say that. He's got no chance. 298 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,560 Now, tell me what happened, angel. 299 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,600 My friend's too upset to speak, so she asked me to plead her case. 300 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,760 -Go on and proceed, baby girl. -Thank you. 301 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,720 Your Honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 302 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,120 what would this country be if men didn't keep their promises? 303 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,920 What if George Washington promised to cross the Delaware, 304 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,640 but didn't because it was a little chilly outside? 305 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,720 What if Abraham Lincoln promised to save the Union, 306 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,360 but broke that promise 'cause he wanted to buy a new hat? 307 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,400 What if Rutherford B. Hayes... 308 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,480 Yo, Tina Talks-a-lot, come here. 309 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,440 l know what you're thinking. 310 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,320 How does she do it without any notes? Well... 311 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,120 l'll tell you what l'm thinking. 312 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:12,160 lf somebody doesn't get food dumped on them in the next five minutes, 313 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,560 then my audience is going to dump me. 314 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,400 And if Joe gets dumped, Joe can't pay for his big boat. 315 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,560 And Joe likes his big boat. 316 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,480 Got it. 317 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:28,480 Okay, so you asked her out, you stood her up 318 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,160 and you broke her heart. 319 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,640 And now all we want to know is, why? Why? Why? Why? 320 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,920 -Big boat! -l'm done. 321 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,560 Now, before l pronounce you guilty, do you have anything to say? 322 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,400 Your Honour... 323 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,800 Come on, come on, he hasn't got all day! 324 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:53,720 This isn't fair. l only changed my mind. She changed her... Everything. 325 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,240 l asked out this really cool skater girl, 326 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:03,040 and the next day, she's all girly and frilly and weird. 327 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,560 l mean, ''Save it for the dance.'' Where'd that come from? 328 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,600 She just wasn't the girl l had a crush on. 329 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,040 -You had a crush on me? -Yeah. 330 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:19,320 -ls this true? Did you change? -Well, she made me. 331 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,840 Everything seems to come back to you. 332 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,920 Well, l was just trying to turn her into a ninth-grader. 333 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,400 l mean, you should've seen the way she looked before. 334 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,680 -l liked the way she looked before. -You did? 335 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,080 What does he know? Has he ever read a teen fashion magazine? l think not! 336 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,680 He doesn't know what he wants. 337 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,120 He needs to be told what he wants. He's a boy! 338 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,760 l'll tell you what l want. l want to serve up some justice. 339 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,600 And l think l know just who l want to serve it up on. 340 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:54,760 -Serve it up! Serve it up! Serve it up! -Serve it up! Serve it up! Serve it up! 341 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, two seconds. l'm begging! 342 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,440 Thank you. 343 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,160 lsn't the important thing that these two wonderful kids are back together? 344 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,240 lsn't that why we're all here? 345 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,440 Have you ever seen this show? Look around. 346 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,760 Okay, l admit it. l'm sorry. 347 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,200 Lilly, l should've never tried to change you. 348 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,240 You're great the way you are. 349 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,240 Totally. 350 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,640 -So you forgive me? -Yeah. Sure, whatever. 351 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,600 Look at that. Everybody's happy. 352 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,280 Looks like another Teen court case is closed. 353 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,560 Not quite. 354 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,640 Oh, boy. 355 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,760 Today's guilty party gets a heaping plate of spaghetti, 356 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,160 smothered in a hearty tomato sauce 357 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:45,040 and topped with plenty of squirmy, oily anchovies! 358 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,920 That is some stinky justice! Case closed. 359 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,920 Where'd you get these anchovies, Joe? Fishing on your big boat? 360 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,240 Trading two seats for three. That was sheer genius, Son. 361 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,600 And getting up here was great exercise. 362 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,080 My lungs are on fire. 363 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,840 Criminy, my nose is bleeding. 364 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,880 So we're a little high up. At least the sound is great. 365 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,400 Dad! Dad, save the popcorn!